Thursday, 2 July 2015

Trotsky's Lantern

writing's on the wall

You know, I thought that yesterday you were going to say Ice-Pick.

Why would Ice-Pick have popped into my head?

It popped into Trotsky’s.

Well, I don’t think it popped into his head, more buried into it. Besides, the temperature was in the high Thirties, ice-cream was the only thing I could think of.

And today?

Jack Lantern.

Jack Lantern just popped into your head?

It did.

Is this how this works? Things just pop into your head?


Well... hang on, i'm sure it's here just not where you think it would be.....

Wednesday, 1 July 2015

A lady.

three times

I like what you’ve been doing.

Thank you sir.

I mean, it’s a bit subtle and I’m not sure many people will have noticed but I have.

We had better point it out then.

Why? I thought that was half the fun- this blog is full of subtle going-ons that I would assume, wash over the heads of most people dipping in. I thought you enjoyed the subtlety, pointing it out makes it obvious.

Depends how you point it out, no?

Go on then.

I was hoping you would. Maybe I don’t even know what you are talking about.


I’ve been there, but we’ve done G already. By the way, have you seen the Moon, it’s full.

It’s beautiful.

Worth sharing.

Like Lionel Ritchie?

He was good, stole the show – my sister was there and she agreed.

Then the three muses, today’s included.

Subtle though, eh? She IS female.

Always has been.

Subtle enough?


Ok, what you got for me?

Ice Cream.

Ice cream!? You have to be kidding, it’s all over the blog, here’s something from 2009. (Editorial note T)

It just came to mind, unfortunately not to tongue.

Tuesday, 30 June 2015

Golden Hedgehogs


So this update of a list of stuff that happens on this blog is really turning into a bit of a list of what’s NOT on the blog isn’t it?

Who would have thought eh? And I even have a box of goldfish that you can feed so it’s not exactly the case that there aren’t ANY goldfish anywhere on the blog.

There not exactly Gold fish are they?

Yes they are.

No they're not.

What are they then?

Coloured fish.

Gold’s a colour.

But they aren’t gold.

The French call Gold Fish, Red Fish.

They drive on the wrong side of the road too. Talking of roads…



No problem. (Editorial note t)

Monday, 29 June 2015

Three times a Godilocks.

So… fingerprints…. Doesn’t feature on the blog.

I know, who would have guessed?

That’s twice I’ve caught you out in this A to Z revamp a post period then. (editorial note t)

I know! The shame, so many holes on the blog.

Don’t be so hard on yourself, I mean it’s not something that happens every day, I hope. Have you ever been fingerprinted?

Is this counting finger-painting? I’ve done a lot of finger-painting.

No, by finger printing I don’t mean finger-painting. Some authority needs to take your hand, roll it on a pad and place it on a record somewhere.

Three times.


Once the U.S.(A) immigration.

Why the (A)?

Because Mexico is/are also a United States.

Are, I think, but then the “a” can’t be right. The second time?

I’m not sure these are in order, but the car-hire company at Gatwick airport – they did once.

Is that legal?

I’m not sure anything about car-hire is legal, especially the prices they charge.

When was the third, or other time?

The Police in Manchester.

You have a record?

I have many records, including The Stones Album with the zip! I still play them on the hi-fi system.

The hi-fi system, I haven’t heard that word for a long time.

I thought you might spring it on me for H.

It’s G today.

Oh yes.

So, I’ll avoid gaol.

It’s best too if you can.

So Goldilocks or Goldfish.

I’d go for Goldilocks.

She can run faster than you sunshine. Goldfish it is!


Goldilocks doesn't feature either though, does it?


Sunday, 28 June 2015

Far Away.

no city wall

Shall we just say fingerprints, leave it at that and remedy the situation at some date?

Fair enough. (Editorial note T)

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